What are you whining about? You are witnessing the growth of an artist. Any kid can crap his pants but it takes an artist to get it on the ceiling:). One of these days you will be saying "ya, I do remember the first time i noticed the kid was really something special".
This whole event reminds me of that famous quote from history when Michelangelo said to the pope
"You want WHAT on the F...ing cieling?!"
You got an international treasure there johnney ...
course it prolly don't smell like one at this moment ....
And on the eighth day God created barbecue …. because he DOES love us and he wants us to be happy.
Current smokers: Egor (trailered RF) and Easybake (tabletop pellet drive)