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The Czar
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If you can't fix it by sheer force or cursing......then it can't be fixed.....
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Big T
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ham bone ? No she said but why does superman sound like a hillbilly ? He said.......
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Dang it all, I gotta go & git er done! So superman flew away &........
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went to his fortress of solitude in Rolla, Missouri ...
If it's tourist season, how come I can't shoot 'em?
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Where a guy dressed in bib overalls and croc shoes said ....
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y'all be quite, I'm trying to listen to the Mid-Mo Smoke Show. Then he reached in the fridge and pulled out....
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Zima, cracked that cold one open with the boys...or girls (let's face it, it is a zima)
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because he uses it to glaze his...
If it's tourist season, how come I can't shoot 'em?
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Sweet potatoe hot dish that he planned to bring to the next...
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The Czar
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Monthly Monkey Meat Mommys Meeting...and he proclaimed...
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wait til the ladies get a taste of this!! They are going to..
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Sit down & knit, then.....
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he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door and there stood....
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Bubba, who was recently released from jail. He was looking for his sister in law's third cousin twice removed who's name was...
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Unpronounceable without a deep southern accent ....in which case could be interpreted as....
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"Shi$*forbrains," which despite its apparent meaning, is appropriately interpreted as....
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Redneck, knocked up, beauty queen in love with her 3rd cousin twice removed's sister-in-law's brother-in-law who isn't the baby daddy because...
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the DNA test matched the majority of the men of...
If it's tourist season, how come I can't shoot 'em?
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the next door neighbor, which was also a seminary, which was kind of weird because Shi$*forbrains was not partial to the missionary position. But I digress...
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time to add another stick to the smoker so it doesn't
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start dropping temperature. He closed the fire box door and reached for...
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Some apple pie, but by this time he had...
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already escaped from prison, so he...
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jumped on his Czar-Ped and promptly Sped away shouting....
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I'M NAKED and ....
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