Finish the sentence....Let's see what happens with this....

[Squiggle]

dung beetle juice.......

[Big T]

but the Czar wasn't letting OB1 use his favorite rub this time so he called .....

[Gringo Loco]

Juan!! He ask for some of his rub and little do he know Juan no speak a good English and gave him a bottle of......

[Squiggle]

Mexican lady of the night rubbing oil.........

[Big T]

but the Czar had seen this stuff before when he was on vacation in Tijuana. He screamed at OB1 to not use the high quality oil on the lamb but to let him have it so that he could......

[temurf]

Find a lady of the night from Mexico and rub her down with it...

[Big T]

but Tom said that they need to head back to HQ and get ready for the next competition so the lady of the night would have to wait. They started walking back to the truck and......

[Frank_Cox]

hahahahaha you guys are killin me!!!!!
Ok so here's my next part.....


the mexican lady of the night said "I coming along, TheCzar promise me....."

[Squiggle]

"He would let me rub his meat!" but the lady of the night, who's name was Juana Suckemsilly, didn't know he was talking about the brisket & ribs in 10% Toms cooler.........

[Pete Mazz]

so she told the Czar to rub his own meat, to which he replied....

[Smurf]

I'm very good at rubbing my own meat, but I'm gonna try something different this time. I'm going to .....

[mp4]

Try sprinkling my meat to see if I get the same results because I've always had...

[Big T]

mouth watering meat. Once again the lady of the night got excited and she said...

[mp4]

Sprinkle it on me, sprinkle it on me...

[Big T]

so the Czar whipped out the Boudreaux's butt rub and started shaking vigorously but some got in her eye and she started screaming...

[Gringo Loco]

Oh my God my husband is coming I think he is going to........

[ajfoxy]

want some of that rub too... so they drew straws to see who was going in that direction. Just then Squiggle, who had teleported all the way from Mole Creek in his gravity feed mini arrived and said, "I'll do it, I'll do it because....

[Squiggle]

"I'm game & I'll give anything a go once".......

[Big T]

or twice if nobody catches me the first time. So Squiggle popped open the rub and started shaking vigorously but little did he know that.....

[mp4]

Mrs. Squiggle had snuck aboard his gravity feed mini and she wasn't at all pleased with what her eyes were seeing...

[temurf]

Squiggle knew right away that he had some 'splaining to do and he had to think fast, so he said....

[Gringo Loco]

Juanita is one of the Judges for the cook off and she judges how good you are at rubbing a butt. Then Juanita looks at Mrs. Squiggles and tells her....

[Big T]

Senior Squiggy is real good at the butt rub, you have train him very well. Mrs. Squiggles says if you think he's good at rubbing butts just wait until you see him.....

[ajfoxy]

needlepoint crochet with his toes while he does the butt rub. But sometimes he gets too excited and ...

[Squiggle]

Pokes it in the wrong hole & gets thread everywhere!.....